Romo and Julet - Act 1, Scene 1

Simpson and Gegery enter

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Simpson : Fite meh brodda!

Gegery : Oki Simpson brodda!

Simpson and Gegery fite

Gegery : I best lil boi!!

Simpson : Nu I best boi.

Gegery : I peck my wong at u!

Simpson : bird poo on u

Gegery : u wek!

Simpson : gurl wek

Gegery : we man, we fite

Simpson : I fite men and b noice to whamen

Simpson respektz the whamen 

Gegery : ew u want loaf? ur bell so smol doe XD

Simpson : no u gros gegery i hat u

Abra enter

Simpson : Pull tall out now. I have mah naked juice, fite me boi.

Gegery : How u fite? U run?

Simpson : Shh, don worry

Gegery : I relly worry

Simpson : I don break law.

Gegery : I sa

Simpson : I peck my wong at dem.

Abra : Ay! u pecking ur wong at meh?

They argue

Simpson : If u wan fite, hire meh.

Abra : Me better!

Simpson : nasty bird poo..

Benvolo enter

Gegery : (to Simpson) ew here com benvolo

Simpson : fite me Geg boi

They fight

Benvolo : ay no fite in hom

Tbal enter

Tbal : hush ur face benvolo, now i gon keel u with my naked juice

Benvolo : I try keep pes

Tbal : U take ur naked juice and talk about pez? U a stinky Montae.

Benvolo and Tbal fite

Birbs : Use your naked juice! Make them drink it!

Caplet enter with Wifi

Caplet : Give me my BIG naked juice weefee.

Lad Cap : Y u asking for your naked juice? U OLD!

Montae enter with Wifi

Caplet : I wan mah nake juice, Montae here, he make me ma.

Montae : Ay! U men!

Rice enter

Rice : Peece plez! U dumb! Listen, u fite with tomato sauce, I turn you into naked juice!

Montae & Caplet drop naked juices

Rice : Everybirb, go awey. Caplet, com wit me. Montae, leaf.

Everyone exits except Montae, Lady Montae, and Benvolo

Montae : Who start dis fite Benvolo?

Benvolo : They were fiting. I try to stop butt Teeball being a butt. Den Pronce come.

Lady Montae : WHERE ROMO AT?

Benvolo : Me see Romo walking to a place. He cri everydey.

Montae : Y?

Benvolo : idk, did u meen to Romo?

Montae : No, isha sehcreet

Romo enter

Benvolo : Romo coming with depression.

Montae : Oki, well bai now

Montae leaves with Wifi

Benvolo : Hai lil boi

Romo : Is so young?

Benvolo : no u butt

Romo : depreson slu, sanic fest.

Benvolo : Loaf?

Romo : No

Benvolo : No loaf?

Romo : I loaf, no loaf bek

Benvolo : Loaf is moldy

Romo : Loaf is ded. *sees blod* OMAH MIKAL! WHA HEPN? Nvm, Romo don car. Loaf, loaf, loaf, i cri.

Benvolo : I cri

Romo : Whee?

Benvolo : cuz Romo cri

Romo : well i don car, new bai.

Benvolo : y no fin odda girl?

Romo : she too bootiful

Benvolo : den i teech to forgit.

They exit

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