Romo and Julet - Intro

'''Disclaimer : This story includes misspelled words on purpose for comedic reasons. If you're not keen into reading phrases like, "I et de hawt dawg," or can't seem to understand this language, please move on. Thank you.'''

'''Also, I would really recommend that you should read the original Romeo and Juliet to understand the real plot of the story and to understand the comedy too. It's not mandatory though. Now onto the characters.'''

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 Characters  (They're mostly all birds) : 

Romo - 16,  Gender : Mal, Species : Chicken

- a peasent boi who wants to find loaf, the main male of the story (Montae)

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Julet - 13, Femal, Species : Chicken

- a gurl who gives no bird poo, the main female of the story (Caplet)

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Lemonmaid - Femal, Species : Lemonbird?

- a lemon who take care of Julet. (Caplet)

"When life gives you lemons, hire a lemonmaid."

- Herself

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Pars/Parsley - 83, Mal, Species : Turkey

- Pronce's brother

- DEM LEGS

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Peetee - Mal, Species : Chicken

- servant of lemonmaid/the caplets

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Tybal (Tee-ball) - Mal, Species : Thicc Chick

- thicc boi (Caplet)

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Price/Rice/Pronce/ Whatever - Mal, Species : Quail

- prince of the peeps, angery

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Ladi Caplet - Femal, Species : Chicken 

- modda of Julet

. Ladi Montae - Femal, Species : Chicken 

- modda of Romo 

. Montae - Mal, Species : Chicken

- hates Caplet

. Caplet - Mal, Species : Chicken

- hates Montae

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Rosalin - Femal, Species : Cat

- not important

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Benvolo - Mal, Species : Chicken

- montae's nepew & frand (Montae)

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Marco - Mal, Species : Chicken

- romo's frand, super gay (Montae)

- Acts like anime girl with senpai (Romo)

- Best character

. Simpson - Mal, Species : um

- servant for Caplet

- Another best character

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Gegery - Mal, Species : Chicken

- another servant for Caplet (dis guy lazy damn)

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Abra - Mal, Species : Abra the Pokémon

- Montae's servant

- Kinda ugly

. Bulbasaur - Mal, Species : Bulbasaur the Pokémon

- Romo's servant

- :3

. Fryer Laur/Jhon - Mal, Species : Frying Pans

- Jesus

- marri

. Everybirb - Mal and Femal, Species : Various Birbs

- side characters (townsbirds)

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Menson Man - Mal, Species : Cat (not specified)

- Poison

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